The power of the mouse
Since Monday, June 25 the traffic to this site has increased by 30 percent. I am getting ten more people per day viewing the Poop Truck, than I did prior to the momentus post of Monday, June 25. Do you want to know why...
The reason for the increase in traffic is, Minnie Mouse.
At first I thought, "Wow, maybe word about my strong, witty, and enlightening comentaries on bring up children is getting around" and I stared having visions of a book deal and making the rounds of Oprah and Dr. Phil. At the very least Ellen would see the humor and book me. Then I realized it was just one post getting all the attention. The post about Micky and Minnie. More specifically, the photo of Minnie Mouse that I linked from Google images to accompany the post about gender issues. Everybody around the world loves Minnie. I don't fool myself by thinking that folks are clicking in for the content, as strong, witty, and enlightening as it may be. No, people just want to look at a female mouse named Minnie.
The post that generates the second greatest amount of hits is the one entitled Desperate Housewife because of the number of sickos out there that Google the words (and there have been hundreds) "Women desperate to poop." Boy I bet those guys experience a let down when they realize it is a family site about a father and his kids and not poop fetish site.
1 comment:
You mean this isn't a poop fetish site??? I thought you were just teasing me these past couple years...
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