The Pants Off, Dance Off

Dear Dr. Spock, (the famous children’s doctor not the pointy-eared logic-focused Vulcan of Star Trek fame),

I am concerned about my four-month old daughter. She can be crying as if her flesh is being gnawed on by fire ants, a bottle won’t stop it, but if I put her on the changing table and take her diaper off, she smiles and gets all giddy. She loves doing the pants off, dance off. The girl is happiest when she gets to funk out with her junk out. When she is naked from the waist down she smiles like a supermodel.
THAT IS NOT COOL!!!
Is it only a phase? Will this stop?
Please Dr. Spock help me keep my daughter off the pole and out of clear high-heels.
Sincerely,
No-Pimp Daddy

Dear No-Pimp Daddy,
It is just a phase. She will grow out of it. Stop fretting moron. She is too young to understand anything beyond. “I am hungry. I am tired. I know that face/voice. My diaper needs changing.”
Dr. Spock
“Live Long and Prosper”